Posts
Even though I have a mystery spot under (?) my left boob, I feel compelled to share the recent purchase of a remote controlled fart machine. Now the packaging on the box said "Ages 3 and Older", but there were absolutely no small (choke-able or detachable) parts. My husband argues the potential for "small parts" theory, while I contend this is a Communist plot to control the age at which we can introduce our children to toilet humor.
Perhaps buying the fart machine IS juvenile (irresponsible, but certainly not reckless)--but truly is this purchase any more harmful to children than conversations at the very back of the school bus? Or slumber party rumors? Or the very best (and by that, I mean worst) episodes of Sponge Bob Square Pants?
Let's face it, farts are funny and the fart machine does perform on cue and without the smell. Sorry all you two-year-olds...you have no idea what you are missing, but next year is going to be a butt load of fun!
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
9 comments:
I have to get my son one of those!! Where did you get it??
that is funny! My husband would love it!!
I think we need video of this or at least a link - until then, I think you are re-naming your cat 'fart machine'.
Such laziness has taken over our world, you don't even have to make your own fart sounds? I thought childhood took a hit with automated bubble blowers, but now you don't even have to blow air into a whoopie cushion? :)
have never heard of this before, how funny hey?!
My son would love that for Christmas...can you send details!!
Whew!in the excitement of it all, I forgot to say hi! Thanks for visiting my blog and do come over anytime!! (though I post once in a blue moon and you would be stuck watching the same moronic page you viewed for the consecutive XX times you popped by!!)
You would be my First Grader's hero if he knew you had one of those!
I'm with the crowd, I must know where you found such a wonderful machine.
CVS ladies, C (freeking) VS! Can you believe it? Milk and Fart Machines...what more could a girl want? :-)
Post a Comment