Friday, October 23, 2009

Mutchup

The Post It note. Sliced bread. Even that rubber material you put under your rug to keep it from slipping on tile. These are truly useful inventions! But wait, there's more...

Behold - MUTCHUP!

Part mustard. Part katsup. (percentages of each either proprietary or not yet defined).

Consider this boring yellow mustard stain on a brand-new red shirt.


With Mutchup, even a boring yellow stain is 2X more versatile. Not red-yellow. Not yellow-red. A color even Crayola has yet to define!

A foolish few have snorted at the idea of Mutchup coming into the main stream. From the mind that invented the Taco/Fuel station (Got Gas?), I see Mutchup at every condiment station from here to Yankee Stadium.

Think of the time savings. Fewer bottles in your fridge. Less waste in the recycle bin. And, when your almost-six year old freaks out at McDonalds because his hamburger had katsup and mustard (specifically what he did NOT want), your blood pressure will not rise..because THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE CHOICE!

10 comments:

Anti-Supermom said...

I personally think this is a genius idea, have you trademarked it yet...

I'm off to google trademarking.

Shan said...

Thanks for making me scare the dog with my laughter... ahem... repeatedly.

:+)

AmericanTribal said...

This post was awesome, what a great idea! :)

Thanks for stopping by my blog from SITS!

JoeyRes said...

I liked a swirly pool of mutchup as a topping for anything when I was a kid. My daughter also enjoys it, I think you'd be able to sell at least one bottle of this stuff per month!

Bethany said...

LOL, that's awesome! Stopping by from SITS! :)

tales from an oc cottage said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Love it!!! Happy SITS Sat!!!

m ^..^

Travis said...

I liked ketchard but it might have some "branding" issues. Not as catchy as mutchup, which is why I'm not the marketing guru of the family...

withoutadornment said...

Hahaha. I find this especially funny because I purposely mix my ketchup and mustard.

Popping in from SITS.

Michelle said...

When I was in college, another student introduced me to mustard in ketchup as a french fry dip and I've been hooked ever since. It gives the ketchup a little extra kick and is really good.

Michelle

H F W said...

Oh, my side hurts! I just laughed so hard I got an ab workout. Thank you for that! My husband is looking at me like he might need to committ me.